Armchair Apocrypha

Armchair Apocrypha
File:Armchair Apocrypha.jpg
Studio album by Andrew Bird
Released	March 20, 2007
Genre	Indie Folk Folk Rock Baroque Pop
Length	48:27
Label	Fat Possum
Andrew Bird chronology
Andrew Bird & the Mysterious Production of Eggs (2005)Andrew Bird & the Mysterious Production of Eggs2005 Armchair Apocrypha (2007) Soldier On EP (2008)Soldier On EP2008

Professional ratings
Review scores
Source	Rating
AbsolutePunk.net	(90%)
Allmusic
Music Emissions
No Ripcord	(8/10)
Paste Magazine
Pitchfork Media	(7.7/10)
PopMatters	(9/10)
Rolling Stone
Stylus Magazine	B+
Tiny Mix Tapes

Armchair Apocrypha is American singer-songwriter Andrew Bird's fourth studio album and his third post-Bowl of Fire album. The album features more electric guitars, a change from the more acoustic-oriented Eggs, though the songs are similar in character if slightly more straightforward.

"Simple X" is a track started by collaborator Dosh, who wrote the music as the song Simple Exercises off his solo album, Pure Trash, with Bird adding lyrics. The track "Imitosis" is an expansion of the song "I" (also called "Capital I" live) on his 2003 album Weather Systems. The song "Darkmatter" is also a rehash of the song "Sweetbreads", which can be found on the live EP Fingerlings 1. Both bonus tracks also evolved from previous songs: "Sick of Elephants" was originally known as "Sycophantitis" and "Self-Torture" adds lyrics and incorporates the melody from the instrumental "The Water Jet Cilice" from Fingerlings 3. Haley Bonar, who opened some shows on Bird's tour, sings background vocals on four songs. In an interview with The A.V. Club, Bird mentioned that melodies are easier for him to write than lyrics. He was fascinated with the Scythians in 8th grade, so he decided to challenge himself to write a song about them as a way to jump-start his songwriting process.

The album debuted at number 76 on the U.S. Billboard 200, selling about 11,000 copies in its first week.

Track listing

All songs written and composed by Andrew Bird, except where noted. 

No.	Title	Length
1.	"Fiery Crash"	4:12
2.	"Imitosis"	4:01
3.	"Plasticities"	4:27
4.	"Heretics"	3:33
5.	"Armchairs"	7:02
6.	"Darkmatter" (An earlier version of this song, "Sweetbreads," appears on the album Fingerlings)	5:07
7.	"Simple X" (Bird, Martin Dosh)	3:36
8.	"The Supine"	0:59
9.	"Cataracts"	3:12
10.	"Scythian Empires"	4:34
11.	"Spare-Ohs"	4:07
12.	"Yawny at the Apocalypse"	3:39

Bonus tracks
No.	Title	Length
13.	"Sick of Elephants" (iTunes album only bonus track)	4:46
14.	"Self-Torture" (eMusic only bonus track)	3:38

Personnel

• Andrew Bird - Violin, Vocals, Whistling, Guitar, Glockenspiel

• Haley Bonar – Vocals (tracks 1, 9–11)
• Jon Davis – Bass clarinet (track 7)
• Martin Dosh – Drums, electric piano (Rhodes, Wurlitzer), other sounds
• Ben Durrant – Guitar (tracks 1, 6)
• Chris Morrissey – Bass (tracks 1, 2, 4, 6, 11)
• Kevin O'Donnell – Drums (track 4)
• Jeremy Ylvisaker – Guitar (track 10)

Technical personnel

• David Boucher – Mixing (tracks 5, 6)
• Ben Durrant – Co-producer; mixing at Pachyderm Studios, Cannon Falls, MN (tracks 1, 2, 4, 7–10, 12); recording at Crazy Beast Studio, Northeast Minneapolis (tracks 1, 2, 6–10, 12; vocals and guitars for tracks 4, 5)
• Dan Dietrich – Recording of additional tracks at Wall2Wall Recording, Chicago (tracks 4, 10)
• Martin Dosh – Additional recording (track 7)
• Tom Herbers – Mixing at Third Ear Recording, Minneapolis (tracks 3, 11); recording at Third Ear (tracks 3, 5, 11)
• Gregg Norman – Recording of basic tracks at Electrical Audio, Chicago (track 4)
• Roger Seibel – Mastering at SAE Mastering, Phoenix
• Brent Sigmeth – Mixing at Pachyderm Studios (tracks 1, 2, 4, 7–10, 12)

• Quemadura – Artwork and design
• Lynne Roberts-Goodwin – Photography (of birds)
• Cameron Wittig – Photography (of Andrew Bird)